- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! pulls him out of the hole

Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red. OH SHIT THE GARDENS ON FIRE!

why did the kid drop his sandwich? his hand was cut off

guess wat chicken butt guess why chicken thy guess who chicken poo guess how he chickened out

Why did chuck Norris take his friends to the buffet? Because buffets are great social conventions due to the allowance of sharing social favors while grabbing a succulent meal. Visit golden corral today.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

A black man burned down my house. It was on minecraft you racist!

After visiting the dentist, Ke$ha had sixteen cavities because brushing your teeth with bottles of jack causes plaque to build up.

Why did the black man get lynched? Because he committed eight murders and six double homicides, and the judge wanted him dead...

What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

A potato walked into a bar and ordered a large bowl of french fries

How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it is a largely water-based, delicious fruit that provides refreshment in such a hot country and conveniently flourishes in the said climate.

What's funny about water, food, and shelter? Nothing, those are essential necessities to live your life, unless you have chains attached to your ankles with bricks on the other end and you're thrown in the middle of the ocean with no chance what so ever

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

A boy with cancer decides to go skydiving for his 18th bithday. Unfortunately, his parchute doesn't work & he dies before he hits the ground.

Suppose an American, an Indian, a dinosaur, and a leprechaun are on a plane together. Which one would be the first to chug a 7 pound bottle of coke? The situation is too unlikely, with the odds of it occurring being less than 1%, therefore the question cannot be answered accurately.

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the boy fall off of his bike? He was hit by falling koalas.

Your mom is so stupid she has trouble holding a steady job and struggles to support her family.

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