One day, a bear happoned across a man and said "How do you do today good sir?" but the man ran away screaming "OH CRAP, BEARS!!!!" because it just sounded like bear growling (which i would love to dedicate to my friend Chris Bradley, just to make the ball to stick ratio too high)

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Daym im romantic

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How many people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, more people would just make it harder.

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roses are red violets are blue i am black and so r u

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Whats black and gay? Obama

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passenger seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

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Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

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Why was the jew so happy? He won the lottery which at the time was 3.40 dollars

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How many arabs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. We also have a black president.

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Q: What has 2 eyes and 2 halves of pigs' snout? A: Two pigs peeking around a corner.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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prison isnt fun it also is bland kidnapping is a crime but get in the van

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-Will you follow the live coverage of 86th Acacemy Awards? -No. -Are you anti-semitic?

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Whats worse then this joke? Its punchline.

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Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

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Why was the man sad? Cause his dog fell off a cliff

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How do you address a gay, jewish, african male? You can't, as addressing a person would imply mailing them. And that would violate their human rights. As well, the cost of shipping a package of that size would be rather prohibitive

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Q: What's soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies "my whole family was killed in 911... And I used the money I got from life insurance to get plastic surgery to always have a smile on my face. My doctor botched the surgery, so now my face is elongated. Even for a horse, of course."

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Why was Martha put in a wheelchair? She was hit by a rabid cabbage.

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What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

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