- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

roses are red violets are blue everyone is stupid how about you? -I'm not Im black

Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: Shoot it.

What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

Why cant Joe drive his tractor? Because he doesn't have any arms or legs. Why doesn't Joe have any arms or legs? BECAUSE JOE IS A POTATO.

sky's the limit said the tree a.w. j.p.

What's red, blue & green all over?

A dyslexic man gets asked what 1+1 is, he replies with a wopping 11. Grats <3

your mom is so stupid she has a low iq

Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

A man walks into a bar, a man behind him doesn't.

How do u get Hitler out of a car? You open the door.

whats red and falls from a tree an apple

A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

knock knock whose there? suck my a s s barf

There was a hundred dollar note lying flat on the ground. The homeless guy didn't pick it up and walked on because he didn't see it.

what is the difference between a car salesman and a lawyer? a car salesman sells cars to people while a lawyer is an expert in law.

What do you call a Mexican with a lawnmower? The guy I'm thinking of is named Pedro. He works hard and takes care of his family.

the fat boy named biggins ate a twinkie, a man named scruffy came along and shot biggins, now biggins has no nose

Have you seen the 6th sense? Nope, is it good? Yeah Bruce Willis is dead

What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

Q. What did the 300 pound Asian get for Valentine's day A. A jetpack. Except for the fact that the previous sentence was an obvious lie making this whole joke irrelevant.

I have down syndrome. -RDV

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