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What do you call a horse standing alone in an empty field? Tesco's own Beef Lasagne.

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Roses are gold Violets are blue I am color blind

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? According to the theory of evolution, chickens are descendent's of dinosaurs, meaning that a dinosaur laid an egg, eventually creating a chicken thus meaning that the egg came first.

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Roses are red, violets are purple.

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Whats worse than bieber fever? A yeast infection.

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What's worse than a dead baby falling out of a tree? Two dead babies stapled together falling out of a tree.

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What is worse than getting a bad grade on a test. Having your family dog bled out in front of you, bitch.

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Why isnt Gemma a Surfboarder? .. Because She was a Stillborn. Why isn't Kate a Ballerina? Because She's paralysed. Why isnt Tommy an Olympic High Jumper? Because He's a dwarf.

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Friends are like potatoes, when you eat them, they die.

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Q what r u eating under there? Aunderwear ewww thats nasty

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There would not be any me in we, you would have to hijack a media station, you would instantly be branded terrorists, and even if you where not, do you believe that you could have used the media in order to spread individuality, or would you simply have sought to control the masses like the rest? I am not saying that television is wrong, I am saying that as long as there are not enough people willing to think for themselves, and remain loyal to us and themselves, something which we failed at when we where at our greatest peak, then we are all media zombies eventually, and I do not mind, complacency is better than a constant struggle for survival.

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How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? You don't, the giraffe is a savanah animals and there is no physical way for a giraffe to fit in a refridgerator.

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The other day I saw this dog. It said woof.

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jibby jobby

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Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

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Ask me if I'm a kangaroo Are you a Kangaroo? No….

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What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Me! Hi

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

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A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

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Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

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why do mexicans get made fun of

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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