- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

There's my tractor.

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Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

look under under where under under where. under the couch

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

What did one wardrobe say to another wardrobe? Clothes.

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

What do fish and dogs have in common they are both animals

Whats green, has 4 legs and falls out a tree? A pool table

yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

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A man took a police officers gun and threw it at a baby in a stroller. He went to jail.

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

How do you kill a jew? In a variety of destructive manners that are illegal and I would hope you would decide against.

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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