Q: How do you make scrach paper? A: Take a paper and scrach it.

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you know what's worse than being grounded? AIDS

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What did George Washington say before he crossed the Delaware? "Get in the boat."

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Whats slippery and wet? A wet slipper.

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What is worse than eating shoxy poulet.? Nothing

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Why did Jenny fail her driving test? She was hit by a train.

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I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!! LOUD NOISES!!!

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object.

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3 men are stranded on an island when they come across a brass lantern. The rub it and nothing happens. They all starve to death a day later.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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Why didn't Jimmy ever get his butt of the couch? His butt was nailed to it and he was also dead. Why didn't his parents save him? they died before he did.

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a Polar bear in an Igloo.

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Knock knock How is ? Bond ,James Bond!

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What did the dog say to the cat Nothing dogs cant talk

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what is the difference between the black orphan and the white orphan.... the black orphan died after i raped it

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I shot a bitch.

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What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

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Jim bean takes out a can of- Let me guess- No.

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How many dead babies can you fit in my car? None, I don't allow anyone to put dead babies in my car.

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What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

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Carl has 300 candy bars. He eats 295. What does Carl have? Diabetes. Carl has diabetes.

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what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

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Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense Microwave

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I remember my grandfather's last words he said to me before he kicked the bucket...."Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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