There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

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why was sally bleeding? they never buy band-aids over her nubs.

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Dumb

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Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

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Tim and Eric

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Why? Why Not?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

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Knock knock We aren't home Sorry.

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whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

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What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

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How much booze did the homeless man drink? All of it. He is severely depressed.

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What happens when you run out of butter You ask antonio

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Roses are red Violets are blue I want to have sex But no one else wants to

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A programmer, and engineer and an accountant meet up for an after work drink. Afterwards they go home to their separate apartments and think how socially inadequate they are.

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What do you call a cat that growls? A cat

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Why did the little kid fall down? He was pushed

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A Jew walks into Macy's

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How did Clumsy Clearance eat shit? He was in the Human Centipede.

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Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

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I wrote a funny joke.

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What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

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What's worse than getting a flat tire on a date? getting one while rushing your dying grandfather to the hospital.

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My computer will die soon, and my life is a lie. Refrigerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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