- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How did the Irishman die? A: He was old.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

What's black and is as fast as a car? A black car.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

Q. Why did Steve Carell, the 40 year old virgin, fail to get laid? A. Erectile Dysfunctioning.

Why couldn't the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

a dad farts in the woods nothing else happens

What is life? It is a sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death. There is currently no known cure.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

How come Kristin cant go play soccer anymore? She broke her leg kicking her brother in the face.

Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

What is the cow doing? Because 7,8,9

What did the man in need of a prosthetic arm get from the hospital? A diagnosis for cancer.

What's worse than World War II? World War III.

how do you kill a giraffe? you don't.

Why did the chicken cross the street? K

What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

i know a guy called ryan he is a benny he has a combover

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a question.

what did the apathetic person say? Who Cares?

Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

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