Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

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A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

Nickleback.

What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

I know you are but what am I? Gay.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the Mortgage company. You haven't payed your loans. The man loses his house and becomes homeless.

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

Why do cats burp quietly, because they aren't men

Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

Knock knock Who's there? The events which followed are described by police as the August 4th massacre in which a family of five were brutally murdered by two prison escapees who broke into the house in search of a place to hideout.

Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

But who would want to sell us out and why?

What do you call a black man about to jump off a cliff? Suicidal

Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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