- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

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your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

i just wrote this so hard

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall of the second time? I pushed her.

Yo' momma's so black, I hope she didn't experience any racism growing up in school.

Do you know what's funny? 9/11

What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see.

If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

How many Jews does it take to fill a shower? As many as it does to fill an ash tray.

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

Why did danielle drop her ice cream cone? Because she was diabetic and had a blood sugar of 5.

What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

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