What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

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How do you get a child off a swing? Throw a fridge at him

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why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

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So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

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What do retards say when someone knocks on the door... NOBY HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....................and that concludes our moment of silence

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Knock Knock *Opens door* Hi John, you got here right on time!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

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What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

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What do you get when you cross George Bush and Barack Obama? Presidents.

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im gey

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

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A man is kidnapped shortly after being diagnosed with a new type of cancer in his left hand and is also left handed. When he is dropped off after being kidnapped it turns out a doctor hired the kidnappers to bring him a patient. The doctor notices the tumor is still in a stage where it hasn't spread to the rest of his body. The docter then claims to have a way to remove his cancer with minimal damage to the rest of him. So the doctor pulls out a laser sword and cuts off the man's left hand and says,"There, no more vancer for you!"

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What's funnier than one anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

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A: Knock Knock B: ...

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yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

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What did the Arab do when he got frustrated? Burned himself

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what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

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How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

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Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

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Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

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Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

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