- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A pink bird and a pink elephant was out flying. Then something happened.

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"knock knock" "whos there" "poop" "poop who" "poop in the toilet"

Why was Susie crying? There was a frog stapled to her face.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ash trey.

how do you wake up a black man? scream!!!!!

- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

"Hey hey hey, did you hear the joke about the guy with terminal cancer?" "No." "Sorry to break it to you then."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Neglegence and irresponsibility of a farmer.

Q: What is green, has red shoes, exists in videogames and runs really really fast while collecting rings, running trough loops, has a fox sidekick etc? A: Sonic The Hedgefrog. Moral: I was always a bigger fan of Super Fratelli Brothers though...

Why does Santa Clause not have children? Because he only "comes" once a year

Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

Why did the giant frog attack the party goers with a ballistic missile? oh where tos tart...it's, just such a long story, I don't really know where to begin, in fact it's probably better if you just take my word for it, no need to go into details. we just don't have time for that now.

EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

Democracy.

What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

A man gets three wishes from a talking banana. His first wish is for a gay lover, his second wish is to have a naked grizzly bear, and his third is to become a professional tennis player. Soon after he got Aids from the Grizzly bear.

What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

Brian finally kissed a girl on the lips... After her daily whore shift of blowjobs -Ap

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