- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn What starts with B and ends with ITCH? Bewitch

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and a rock? The rock doesn't cheat on it's wife.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

A: "Knock knock." B: "Who's there?" A: "John Doe." B: "John Doe who?" A: "..."

a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 years old to be in a bar

Guess what i just did. Master bait.

Are you kidding? If you can slow down time when stressed, then that means that your perception of time is, well... Oh relative, but still wow! What about now though? Can you do it? And for curiosity`s sake, what if you jumped off a roof? Would the stress make it all really slow?

What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

Nickelback

Female rights.

What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

My parents died!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

John has 7 apples and Lisa has 4 apples John eats 3 apples and Lisa eats 1 apple and give another to John Their diets lacks various essential nutrients

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