- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

Why's the sun red? It's not it's orange.........retard

Want to hear a joke? ... Oh dear, I can't think of any. Golly, this is embarrassing.

What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

Roses are red violets are flowers jordan and me did it for hours If you know what i mean xxx

Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

how do u kill a black kid ..... stabb him in the face with a nife

Why did the chicken cross the road It didint make it across

What's 9+10 20+1-1-1+2-1-1+1-2+1

sky's the limit said the tree a.w. j.p.

What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

Why did the cat cross the road? he wanted to be a docter.

what did the tomato say when he was cut open? nothing, because vegetables are unable to speak

How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

Yo momma so fat, she has large amount of fat deposited in her body

I have down syndrome. -RDV

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

What is big, eats cats, smells good, but looks like shit? A big, cat eating, good smelling piece of shit

if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? This would be unlikely to happen, as it would cut the story short.

What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

How do u get Hitler out of a car? You open the door.

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