- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

"Docter, docter, I think I have cancer!" "I don't really care."

Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

Replacement Referees

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

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why do mexicans get made fun of

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

What did the grape do after it was stepped on? Nothing, as it was incapacitated, and even under normal circumstances, it would be incapable of performing any voluntary actions as it is only a grape.

I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

Poop!!

knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

Do you think the death man heard the one about, oh wait I bet he didn't

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