- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q-What do you call a woman in the kitchen? A- A woman making me a damn sammich thats what.

what is purple and fly? - a purple flying.

Why was the kid mad? Because he died.

What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp? He didn't he was caught and put in the gas chamber.

There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

What did the redneck say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators.

My friend Keith found a worm in his apple. He ate it anyways

Why did the little boy run away from the beach? Hurricane Irene.

I want a lot of likes...do it you wont. i know you wont.

How much dub could a dubstep dub if a dubstep could step dub?

what did one swedish guy say to another swedish guy? I dont speak russian

What did George Washingtn say to is men before crossing the Delaware? Men, get in the boat.

Q: What did the German say to the Jew? A: Guten Tag.

Lard and Liz lard,lard and Liz

Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

Nah, could not care less about how I sound on "The network", its just that I spent all night finishing the core concept to my new novel, and all the capital letters and stuff sound like Jim Carrey in my head as I type. So Redcunt, where you going? When you coming back?

Your Mother

Half koala, half walrus, behold...the Koalrus!

The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

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