There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

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What's 9+10? 19

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What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

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What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

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Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

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What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

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Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

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Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

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What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

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Why did the little pig squeal? Because he was going through blades at a slaughter house.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

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What's silent but deadly? Limnic Eruption.

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Why did nobody like the famous singer? Because she was Rebecca Black.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Where does the girl with one leg work? Ihop

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What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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