How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

If an anti joke is told, and it is about an aunty is it an aunty anti joke? Adolf Hitler.

When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

Why did the boy sharpen his pencil it was dull

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

Donald Trump

What did Mitch say to joe when he saw his fly was down? Nothing because he's a bagle

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to severely injure a human.

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

roses are red violets are blue i'm not a? poet microwave

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

how do you kill a rat skin it and feed it to your child and wait till it shits then when it shits feed it to your dog then when it shits then microwave it and shove the smelly liquid remains up your ass.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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