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What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

roses are red violet is blue sugar is sweet f*ck you im a moon

Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

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Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

Why couldn't the little girl see in the dark? She had no eyes.

roses are red carnations are white dont go to bed or ill f**k your friend dwite

I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

you first

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

yo mamas so fat she probably has to wear a gerdle when she leaves the house.

whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

Isn't everyday "black tie optional"?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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