Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

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I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

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A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey was a dead. Don't you dare laugh. Asshole.

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Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

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What did one Stoner say to the other? "I'm hungry, let's order pizza."

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

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If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

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I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

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what did the boy with no hands get for christmas Gloves!!! just kidding i dont know he hasnt opened the box yet

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Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

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Have you heard the one about the monkey who jumped off the roof? Neither have I.

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What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you, but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl empty and so is your head.

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Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

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How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

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I'm sn otter

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How many dead babies will fit in a bathtub? Seventeen

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retard

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

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One time at band camp, We practice playing our instruments and had fun.

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What did the racist black man say to the white man? Nothing they both died in a car accident.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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Doctor, my husband tells me he doesn't like my figure .... That's irrelevant now, you've contracted a rare blood disease and will be dead within a month.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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