Your dick is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

some of the people who write thes jokes are complete assholes

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

Why did the Middle east send Doris a camel's penis? Because Uncle Monty's head was damn tasty

What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? the NBA

why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

*Phone rings* Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

Roses are Red Toilets are Blue Get out of Me way I Need to POO!

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

How many Jews can you fit into a 1968 Caddy? 1 in the front, 2 in the back, and 200 in the ash tray.

Bariande: I have a belly button Kraken: haha who doesnt? MissAwkward: i dont Barinade: neither do i. haha this happened on tiny chat.

hard cheese

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

a man walks into a bar several people leave as they can see the potential danger in the situation. - the man (also so known as a hippo) was Matt Ross

Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

whats worse then finding your mom with your boyfriend? finding your dad with your girlfriend.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. unless you're color blind...

Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

What's faster than a black man with a TV? olympic sprinters, cyclists, street legal cars, speed boats, helicopters, commercial airliners, bullets, fighters jets, missiles, SR-71, space shuttles, rocket ships, anything in orbit, excited electrons, and quite a lot more, actually.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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