- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

knock knock no no you go now i clean

a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

What happened to the boy who spilled his fruit punch on the president? He was offered a new one compliments of Obama himself.

Why did the blonde get a good occupation? Because she had a great education in a private school.

What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

Jesus sacrificed his life to prove that he was immortal. So where does the part where he gets nailed to a stick and beaten the shit out of fit in?

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far.

What do you call a limbless woman on a beach? Sandy

There are two fish in a tank. They both die, tanks are used for warfare.

Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

Q: Why couldnt the kid feel his legs A: He had no arms

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cement is grey, Shoes are myriad colors, but usually white, black, or brown, depending on their use, And I love you.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

What ever happened to the bartender that asked, "Why the long face?" He was punched hard on the face for asking a stupid cliche!

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

What did Iran say to Israel? ALLLLAHH

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

What did Helen Keller name her children? Nothing, since she didn't have any.

what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

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