- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why can't a tomato fly a plane? A: Cuz it's a tomato

Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

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Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

How do you kill a circus? Assuming this is metaphorical usage of the word 'kill', you would withdraw funds, involve the SPCA and offer all the major performers better contracts elsewhere.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

D/M/Y ~~ Take 21/12/2012 Flip it upside down Take the 2's out from both ends (1/12/201) Take out all the ones and two's (//0) Take your zero and turn it 90 degrees to the right Take out the forward slashes What you are left with, a potato.

I america you read books. But in Soviet Russa, Books read YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

A horse enter a bar, and the barman says: "why the long face?" The horse has cancer

Whats worse than getting raped by a monkey The fact that you actually got raped by a monkey

why does little Lucy have no friends? because she is in a wheelchair

Some people devote their life to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because 7, 8, 9

whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas. A: A bicycle.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

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