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Rozes r read Vilets r blew iy cahn noht spell becuase i am blind.

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Want to here a joke? The First Amendment.

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What did Edward Cullen say to the hot girl? Since I am a vampire it is impossible for me to get an erection.

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what shoes do pedafiles wear White vans

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A man walks into a bar, and says to the bartender, "Do you know where the library is located?" The bartender describes to him that the closest library is three blocks down, next to the red brick building with a green roof.

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Q:what has four legs, is green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A:a pool table

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Why couldn't little Jimmy see his mum in the crowd? Because he was blind.

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Why did the Gazelle run away. Because a lion was nearby and as we all know, nature called for the lion to be a carnivore, so the gazelle is in danger of being consumed by the lion.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue whilst you reading this I just raped you

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What did the mental patient say to the apple? Hi, my name is Chris.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? She had no Arms or legs Knock knock Whos there? Not Sally XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

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Knock Knock! Come in..

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ROSES ARE RED VILOIT ARE BLUE MY NAME IS MISIMOA AND I SMELL LIKE POO

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Once upon a time, there was a man. He was black. The end.

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What's big, red, has green and puple spots and responds to "here boy"? Nothing, not to my knowledge anyway!

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have stage IV Ovarian Cancer.

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Why Lilly fell out of a cradle ? She had no arms.

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A Chinese man a Mexican and an American are all on a plane. They are all trying to get rid of stuff they have to much of in their country. The chinese man throws out a bowl of rice and says " we have to many of these in our country" the mexican throws out a taco and says " we have to many of these in our country" the American throws out the mexican and says "we have to many of these in our country"

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One holds groceries and the other molests little children.

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Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

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Friend: What do you call a farting dog? Me: A canine releasing built up pressure as a result of excess carbon-based gases produced by the synthesizing and decompositional digestive reactions in the stomach and intestines. Friend: ... Who is a nerd, pointless, has no social life, and cant take a joke? Me: No one. No one but you is that exceptionally lacking in character.

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Anti Joke

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