What did George Washington say before he crossed the Delaware? "Get in the boat."

you know what's worse than being grounded? AIDS

Q: How do you make scrach paper? A: Take a paper and scrach it.

Knock knock How is ? Bond ,James Bond!

What did the dog say to the cat Nothing dogs cant talk

Why didn't Jimmy ever get his butt of the couch? His butt was nailed to it and he was also dead. Why didn't his parents save him? they died before he did.

I shot a bitch.

what is the difference between the black orphan and the white orphan.... the black orphan died after i raped it

What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

A woman walks into a bar. Since having equal rights, she too falls unconcious..... Several men walk toward the bar

What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

Carl has 300 candy bars. He eats 295. What does Carl have? Diabetes. Carl has diabetes.

Agent 47.

Jim bean takes out a can of- Let me guess- No.

I remember my grandfather's last words he said to me before he kicked the bucket...."Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense Microwave

What was Steve Jobs' favorite fruit? Grapes.

i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

A potato walked into a bar and ordered a large bowl of french fries

You are in a sealed room with Joseph Stalin, Osama bin Laden, and Hitler and have a revolver with two bullets. Who do you shoot? None of them. You awkwardly set the gun down and wonder how to get out of this room filled with three corpses.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

What's black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

What's the difference between men and coca-cola? I don't like coca-cola

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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