why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

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What's worse than a terrible joke? A worse joke.

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A girl and a boy where sitting on a couch together. The boy told the girl politly that she hass gained a significant amount of weight and should lose it. She then pulled out a candy bar in her back pocket and shoved it down his throat, to which he suffocated, because she was on her period when to comment was made.

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a horse walks into a blender ow

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why was the man sad? he found out his wife was man .

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What is the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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a man walks into a bar the bar tender says why the long face? i just walked into a bar

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Why didnt the boy eat his ice cream? Because he is dairy intolerant

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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You suck big fat slobber

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A woman went outside for some fresh air.

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Q: What do is it called when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A: Why give it a name when it is never goin to happen!

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What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

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This joke is the worst joke ever.

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Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

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Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

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When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

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Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

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What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

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Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

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Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

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how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

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What's black and white and red all over? News paper that was used to cover up a dead body.

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You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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