Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills.

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Wha did the fireman say when he burnt his finger? Shit.

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How do you get a dog and a baby mixed up? You stir your chili.

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what happened to the baseball player who couldnt throw? he was very unsuccessful, as throwing is the most important skill of the game

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why are black people so good at basketball? because they understand the fundamentals, work hard at becoming better, and have fun playing the game/

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violets are red my name is bob this poem makes no sense microwave

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What's the difference between a bicycle? An orange because it has no sleeves.

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Women's Rights.

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Q: What do you get if you combine a melody, instrumentation, rhythm, and vocals? A: Um, music, you idiot.

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How did the lawyer survive the airplane crash? He didn't.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

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Last Christmas I gave you my pie but the very next day you put it in your tummay. Now your dead because I poisoned the pie.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was scary.. made by Kevin Kool

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It's the police sir. There's been an accident.

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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A blind man walks in a bar I mean like a metal bar But it didn't hurt He only laught

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Q)What is the best way to get the bitches? A) You shouldn't try. You could go to prison on bestiality charges.

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How do you make a dead baby float? Ice cream, root beer, and a dead baby.

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What is intangible and has every color on the rainbow? A rainbow.

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How do you say the weekend in French? The weekend in French.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I can't really remember the reason, it was about 5 years ago and a lot of things have happened since.

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what do you call a kid with no arms and legs under a bus an ambulance, he's obviously in pain

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how many dead guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6

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How many dyslexics does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dyslexia is a cognitive learning disability characterized by the sufferer's inability to fluently spell, speak and read. Being a intellectual disability, the chances that dyslexia could impair the practical functionality of a sufferer are very slim and hence it it is highly probable that it would only take one dyslexic to change a light bulb in the simplest of conditions. However, to definitively answer this question, I would have to know a range of variables such as the height above the ground at which the light socket is mounted, the physical height of the dyslexic, the voltage and amp characteristics of the light-bulb itself, the physical well-being of the dyslexic etc. These variables are unknown, are not mentioned in the initial question (as is common for this type of question) and hence, I cannot answer this question to any degree of accuracy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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