- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue dinosaurs are extinct obama is black

There was an american man on the way to work.

What's the deal with airplane food? I've never tried it. I'm just curious how it was.

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

What was little Timmy's final words? I just want to go home.

I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

What do you call a person who dies in march A dead person

Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

I saw a woman get burned alive on the news... That woman was my mom.

Q: If you are running a race and a fridge hits you, how many dogs play x-box in the snow? A: 12 orange waffles

"Knock Knock" "Who's there" "BOO" "BOO WHO" "No it's just BOO"

What did the football coach say to fire up his team? Nothing. He was not legally allowed to say anything to his team as they were being locked out by the coach's boss, the owner of the team and anything that he said to them could lose him his job.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

I walked up to my friend who's a drug addict holding a can of coke. I then told said friend that I liked the smell of coke. My friend then went on to snort 27 Kilos of cocaine.

This isn't funny.

When life gives you lemons.... Impossible life is not a person nor a dispenser of lemons.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

copy me and i will kill you

an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

Stranger at door: Knock knock Oliver Twist: Who's there? Stranger at door: Not your parents.

Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

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