- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

what did one soldier say to the other... dude take your finger out my a** it has been that long

What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

Why has the suicide in dentists decreased? -Due to the fact that being a dentist makes suicide redundant!

How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

Q: why was the girl so dumb A: her teacher was a blond

a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

What looks like a duck, smells like a duck and feels like a duck? A duck.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

Ready for something funny? nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why is ms Wolfe mean? Because she is a poop face

two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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