- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy call the man that kicked the cat? "Sad twat"

Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Bees inside of your eyeballs.

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

When life gives you lemons you mix them with vinegar to make a drink that will help your high blood pressure.

Q: why did the pie cross the road? A: Pie is not a living thing and has no way of transportation, therefor the pie did not cross the road.

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind.

what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says, "It is quite hot in here." This is a lie. Neither of the muffins spoke because in reality, Muffins are not only inanimate objects, they are not humans, and therefore they do not have the ability to speak in a comprehensible language.

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

Casey Anthony kills a baby

A horse walks into a bar and doesnt order a drink. Because he cant.

How do you make a telemarketer scream? Set him on fire.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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