- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm a white rapper I do it all the time Folks don't like me cuz my words don't match

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse answers, "Because I'm an alcoholic."

Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

how many neggers does it take to screw in a light bul.... Nvm, Neggers be too busy screwing ur wife, plus they're lazy.

Q. What's the difference between a Mcdonalds employee and a gynecologist? A. They have different jobs.

A Black Man Walks Into an Office For A Job Interview. The Meeting Goes Very And He Soon Has A Very Nice Steady Job.

Jack and jill went up a hill to get some water. Jack fell down, twisted his ankle, and continued to roll. He broke his spine and collar bone and he was later taken to the hospital. Later that night he died because the doctors couldn't do anything. Jill then killed herself in mourning.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: So it could get hit by a car, to prove that chickens have free will, and have every right to cross a road without any particualar reason.

What do you call a barrel full of monkeys? A game, you idiot.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender goes why do you have a cane? The man goes "I'm blind."

your mummas so ugley that it looks like it court fire and your family put it out with forkes

Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

Why did the Armadyl godsword penetrated full Bandos? Because the AGS went up its tassets

Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting owl Interrupting owl- HOOOOOOOOOOOO

Sarah Palin

Why was the woman?

What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

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