- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

What did the Black man get after a month's worth of manual labour? A reasonable wage, that was above the national minimum wage standard which states his and everyones right to a certain amount of money

Vaginal secretions

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

Knock knock What?

Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

what do you call a bee that makes milk? A BOObee

Guns don't kill people; high speed bullets and sharp projectiles launched at high speeds usually inflict painful and possibly fatal wounds that may kill someone. That someone loves and is loved by others.

What's worse than a cow on the ceiling? - two cows on the ceiling.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the car? Get in the car.

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? I can cook a pizza.

Hit me and kick me were on a log. Hit me fell off, swan to shore, and went home.

What do you call a nun who is just walking around? A Roman Catholic

What's worse than accidentally flooding your bathroom? A Tsunami

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo To whom is Boo?

Remember when the new jokes on this sight actually used to be funny?

Knock knock. Who's there?

When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

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