Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

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how do you get a mexican to fall off of a cliff? you push them off

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

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I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

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EVAN RAMSEY -CAD CLASS!

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Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

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What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

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So like i was like 3 and I was like stupid or something I was only three, come on! three

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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why did the chickan cross the road? who let the chickan out?

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Barack Obama, Mother Teresa and Stephen Hawkings had race. Who won? Barack Obama. This deduction can be made as Stephen Hawking is severely disabled by a motor neurone disease known as amyotrophic lateral sclerosis. Henceforth, he has very limited control over the majority of his body and is confined to a electric wheel chair. Thus, he could not participate competitively in the race. Moreover, Mother Teresa is dead. This unfortunate occurrence was caused by several myocardial infarctions in combination with pneumonia. Regardless of this, Mother Teresa's meek and frail build would slower her speed considerably; in comparison to Barack Obama's relatively athletic and robust frame. Nonetheless, President Obama is a smoker. Therefore, he may experience symptoms associated with emphysema during the race, causing him to retire. As such no-one would finish the race, leaving the spectators feeling very disappointed and empty.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Gestapo. Gestapo who? Your husband is dead.

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there is a blonde, red head, and brunet held captive in afghanistan. The people say whats your last word to the red head, she says tornado... they turned and she escaped, they say to the brunet what is your last word, she says tsunami.. they turn and she escaped. They go to the blonde and say what is your last word, she says fire... she is then shot rapidly and she dies.

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A man walks up to a girl and says "Hello there" The girl doesn't respond because she has been deaf and blind for her entire life and doesn't know he is there. Potatoes.

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Why couldn't the blind man drive? His sight impairment made him unable to fulfill the task without harming himself and potentially other people.

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? A long sleeve shirt

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That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

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The lion swallowed his pride.

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If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

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Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was mauled by a tiger.

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Sometimes I fantasize about having sexual relations with Oprah Winfrey. Sometimes I don't.

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