What is green, brown, has four legs and would kill you if it fell on you from out of a tree? A pool table

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Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

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Penis chickens

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

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what is purple and fly? - a purple flying.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

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What the person say to the other Person? Hi.

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What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

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Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

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Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

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What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Whats bad about being a black jew? You have to sit in the back on the oven.............

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long mane?"

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What do you call the worst band ever? Nickelback.

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Daddy look! Roses! No son, those are rhododendrons... Daddy how do you spell rhododendrons? Uh... never mind son those are roses. So... Daddy how do you spell roses? Son, never mind that is a dog. So daddy how do you spell... SHUT UP! Moral: I put a spell on you.

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I'm on a seafood diet. It consists of prawns and tuna.

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I remember this one time... I was sleeping... And all of a sudden... I woke up... Yeah.

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Q:what word starts with "p" and ends with "orn"? A: popcorn

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I like my women like I like my coffee.......... I don't like coffee

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Dogs

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Anti Joke

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