- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

What do you call a city that never sleeps? Cities cannot sleep; they merely represent a societal body of people living in a confined community. A city may have a prosperous night-life, however, cannot functionally "fall asleep" in the convential sense of the term.

knock knock who's there? hope

Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

What's worse, a dog dying or cancer? The Holocaust.

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that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

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