A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

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Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

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What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

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* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

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Fire is red Water is blue Earth is brown Air is transparent

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There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

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Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

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What's black on bottom and white on top?? Society

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What's up with women with there jewlery it's there's best friend,but a black man's best friend is reames..

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What do silly people in a monastery say? stop munkying around.

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How long does it take a woman to park a car? Shouldn't take long, depends on the size of the parking spot.

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What did the man say to g**guy we are both g**

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what did the little boy say to the man? Nothing because earlier that day his mom reminded him not to talk to strangers

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A patient goes to the doctor. The doctor says I have bad news and even worse news. The patient says "What's the bad news?" The doctor says "You only have 24 hours to live." The patient says "Oh my gosh what could possibly be worse than that?!" The doctor says "Well...we've been trying to contact you since yesterday..."

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How do the Chinese name their children? They decide on a name that both parents can agree upon, and they write that on the certificate of birth.

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Why did the white man cross the road? To pay his taxes.

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do you have a wife?

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America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

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Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

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What did the quarter say to the dime? nothing.

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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