What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is something I love to eat, the other is a watermelon.

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Q: How do you break into your own house? A:You don't....thats ridiculous(:

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If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

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What's worse then me banging your mom? The fact that I gave her HIV

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What is worse than The Holocaust? That's a difficult question to answer. The term "worse" is highly subjective. It really all depends on your own personal experiences, your ethnicity, and cultural background.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has an abusive farmer and needs to get away before it gets any worse.

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how do we call a person with no body nor nose? a dead guy

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Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

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Once upon a time

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is concerned about his fitness and decided to walk to work instead of drive.

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How do you sabotage someone's car? Drop a fridge on it

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a Polar bear in an Igloo.

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What's worse than getting a fly stuck up your nose? Been alone in a hospital room with Jimmy Saville.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Delivery for a Mr. Peerson? Oh yes, that's me. Thank you.

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Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

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You: Hey, I have a good knock knock joke, here, you start! -and if all goes well...- Them: Knock knock! You:Who's there? Them: Uhh...

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You know, people are kind of like trees, they tend to fall over when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Okay, are you a tree? A: No, no I am not.

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What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

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What is the pirate's favorite letter? Z.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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