- Anti Joke

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play including his 6 year old sister who has down syndrome.

A guy who plays shooting games acquires an assault rifle but he doesn't kill anyone, why? Because he was a nice and peaceful man who loves his wife.

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is a highly unlikely circumstance due to the fact that there are no wild chickens and most chicken coops are nowhere near a road

Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Shit... Shit who? Wrong house... Do I know you Shitt Ronghouse? Yes. Please come in. Okay.

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? Your mom.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play including his 6 year old sister who has down syndrome.

How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

WEED!

today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.