Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

Colon Right Parentheses For all of the confused people out there that's :)

What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

womans rights...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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