- Anti Joke

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "What will it be tonight?" He then promptly remembers he is on anti-joke.co but is too late to react. The horse has already shit on the floor. This is the fifth time this week that this has happened.

Why was Cathy sad. Her husband Drew was killed by a land mine on a peace keeping mission to Iraq.

How does a black man put puzzles together? First, he locates the four corners. Next, he begins filling in the sides. Finally, he uses the picture on the box to fill in the center. It can be a very tedious process if he is not paying attention.

you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

Sometimes sentences just don't end the way that you think they potato

What did Santa give little Susie for Christmas? Nothing, he raped her.

hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

what do u say when u see your tv floating in the middle of the night? drop it n*****

knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

Yo momma's so fat that all the children within a close proximity of your home think that your mother is a very large woman.

What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

Knock Knock Who's there The military. We're under attack. The military we're under attack who? Dinos

Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

What did the dog say to the house? Roof

How do you get a black man out of a tree? You help him down.