How do you make pie without the oven? I dont kow, go google it.

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-Ask me if i'm a crab. -Are you a crab? -No, why would i be a crab?

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Onions are like loved ones... They are both nouns. And you cry when you cut into them.

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Cancer.

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What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

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A black man, a white man, and an Asian man walk into a bar. The black man says, "My wife died in a terrible book-keeping accident.". The white man says, "My wife died in a terrible lightbulb-sorting accident.". The Asian says, "My wife died in a terrible geography accident.". Soon after, the bar was hit by a missile, promptly killing the three men.

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What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

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what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

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What happened to my sunglasses?

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I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

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What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

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This sentence is a lie.

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Asians

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once you go black your credit goes wack

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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A dying man walked into a shop and started to look at the clothing on display. Then he died.

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What do you call a black man walking home in the dark after a long day at work? His name you racist

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reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

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what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

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Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

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How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

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Anti Joke

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