- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, becuse if something is red all over it cannot be black nor white.

Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

Roses are red. Violets are red. I have a gun. What did i do?

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

what do you call a mentally and physically obese man? nothing until you know or obtain his name

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

what did the special ed kid get on his iq test? drool

He--Hey guys

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he f**king felt like it!

Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

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