- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and white and red all over? A half eaten zebra carcass.

Bark I'm a tree

Q: Who showed up at the dead soldier's funeral? A The Westboro Baptist Church...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

How do you make an electrician cry? You cut off his friend's penis.

what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

This dog can only sniff marijuana.

What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

When is it okay for priests to touch underage boys? Ash Wednesday, they have place ash using their hands on the boys foreheads.

Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

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