- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

Knock Knock. I paid good money for a doorbell. Use it, please.

Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Knock knock. Whos there? The police, your wife is dead. The police, your wife is dead who? Sir, this isn't a joke.

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig

Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

whats long, hard, and full of semen? A submarine

What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

hi bye

What do you do on Mother's Day? This is not a joke, I don't know what to do.

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