neil likes pube toast

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.sdrawkcab siht gnidaer era ouy ,siht daer nac ouy fI

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Why couldn't Timmy ride his bike? He didn't have a bike, his family was very poor and did have much money. Therefore a bike for Timmy was the last of their concerns.

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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A blonde and a brunette nearly fell off a cliff and were hanging on for dear life. The brunette found the strength to climb back onto the ledge. The blonde was impressed and had muscular dystrophy so she lost the strength to hold on any longer and fell to her death.

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How did the weak old man with cancer beat it? He hung himself.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What did the racist black man say to the white man? Nothing they both died in a car accident.

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"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

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So Helen Keller walked into a bar... and then a chair.... and then a table..

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Why did the cow go over the hill? He didn't. He was pinned and slaughtered in a private owned animal torture facility.

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adam sucks off disabled old men for a pac of biscuits

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What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

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How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

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Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

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Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

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A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

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Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

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What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

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Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

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A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

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Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

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Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the horrors of factory farming.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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