- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Why was the dog hairless? I lied, it was a pig.

knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

Knock Knock : F*ck im watching porn...

Q: Why are Dino-Nuggets so good? A: Because they are nuggets in the shape of dinosaurs.

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Why did the black man go to prison? He was visiting his client to give him legal advice.

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding chickens cant talk and animal control was called

You're walking down a street and you see a man struggling to open a door, what do you do? Whatever you feel like doing.

Why does the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have legs to walk and they are not able to fly across the road, like the rest of their bird friends.

Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

Yanter, Look it up

What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

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