What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

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What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

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What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

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What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

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why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

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Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

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retard

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Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

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Why didn't Kurt Cobain drive to work on Monday? He killed himself.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

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How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

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a duck, a mexican, a camel, a jew, a duck, a moose, an asian, an ostrich, a turtle, an elephant, a scorpion, two vampires, a pokemon, your mom, Stephen Hawkings, a bird, a plane, mario, your family, and a plumber walk into a bar. They have cancer, AIDS, disabilties, diabetes, herpes, siezures, retardation, death in their families, drug addiction, no arms or legs, no home, no money, racial segregation, and have been raped. A combination of which is worse than the holocaust and three bee stings and a rope that fails.

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

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How do you distinguish between an unlabeled carton of milk and an unlabeled carton of cream without breaking the seals? You label them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

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-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

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What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

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Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

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Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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