A blonde walks into a bar ouch

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What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

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Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.

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Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Orange Orange who? Banana Banana who? I have AIDS

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What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

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What has four legs, yet it can't walk? A dead horse.

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Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

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What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

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Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

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Why did George smoke weed? Because he was depressed after his wife died and couldn't get over the fact that he would be lonely forevermore.

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knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon. It burnt up on re-entry

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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YOU'VE WON A FREE IPAD!!!!! PRESS CTRL+W TO CLAIM YOUR PRIZE!

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Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

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It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

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What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

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Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

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What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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