- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

Black people

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

if you can read this you dont' need glasses

24... wait i thought of something better than 24... let me hear it... 25!!!!

Q:How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? A:Depends on the volume of said tub.

What was Hellen Kellers biggest mistake? Knock knock jokes

1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was dead Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was stapled to the first koala

why was the tolit stoped up. because it had phoo

There was a black and white spotted dog named Louis. Why did they call her that? Because, that's what they named her.

My friend Keith found a worm in his apple. He ate it anyways

a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

-What's long, hard and full of semen? -Since this is a play on words both an erect penis and a naval submarine could apply here

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp? He didn't he was caught and put in the gas chamber.

What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

What is small, green, lives 10 meters under the ground and eat rocks? The little green rock eater!

If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

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