The real reason you go to college is.... To learn more about what you want to do in life.

What do you call a black man? Black

What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

roses are red violets are blue I'm ADHD oh look, a squirrel

Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

why was the man scared of the tree because it was shady

Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

What happens when a llama falls off a cliff? It dies.

knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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