- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

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What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

What do you get when you cross chocolate pudding with your mother's slippers? A spanking.

Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

9/11

How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

- knock knock. - Who's There? - Steve. - Steve who? - Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

I couldnt remember who Rhiana used to date. Then it hit me.

knock knock who's there? orange orange who? orang you glad i didn't say knock knock agian

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

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