- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

What did the clinically depressed man get for Christmas? He received many of splendid gifts and a joyous day with his family. He realized that his life isn't so bad after all, and went home with his head held high. He was then eaten by a vicious looking 7.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

What do you get when you mix a burrito and an earthworm? Diaherea

When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

Women's rights

What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Why did the plane crash? The pilots had brain damage.

It's all Taggart

I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

Knock knock Who's there? April April who? April fools

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

Why did the chicken cross the road? 24

Knock knock Who's there? Be Be who? Be yourself

Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

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