What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

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What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

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bronson watt walks into a bar.

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Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

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no pun intended

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Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

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what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

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A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

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Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

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What happened to the man who lost his left arm, left leg and eye in an accident? I expect he claimed insurance, assuming he was prudent enough to insure himself, or his workplace complied with legislation.

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Your mother is so fat, that recent test results have proved she is morbidly obese.

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How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

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a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

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What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

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What did the girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was homeless and dead.

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which one does not belong light bulb i have read an agree to the terms of service view terms of service submit

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

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roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

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Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

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Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

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Dad, why are we Swedish? Because antilopes and the butterfly effect son.

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