Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

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Where's my tractor?

Ian's mind Elevator music

If you see a pink banana, you are color blind.

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

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What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

what do you call 10 dead babys lunch

Why did the black men chase the chicken ? Because it wondered out of a barn.

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

Im taking a shit right now.

A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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