Whats more worse than a dead baby? You shouldn't be thinking about dead babies or stuff worse than them, it is sad.

What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

Bob: "Knock knock." Gerald: "who's there?" Bob: "your worst nightmare." Gerald: "your worst nightmare who?" Bob kicks open the door, kills Gerald, ties up his wife, sells his kids to slavery, and burns his house down.

Who is Jim Wonderbread? A whorrible person

Nature is filled with wondrous things. No really, this isn't a joke.

People who do not realize the concept of this website, and write real jokes on it.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. This poem sucks. I like math!

Why didn't Helen Keller have headphones? Because they weren't invented

Q- Where did Sally go during the explosion? A- Everywhere!

Testicles.

Some really old band covered Dirty Bit. But the cut out the Dirty Bit part so its just the Time of life part

what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

I EAT YOUR SOUL. NOM NOM.

Jesse gets so many ladies

Why are black people so good at basketball? They practice.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are many things that could be considered worse than finding a worm in one's apple. In addition, the matter of better or worse depends upon the point of view of the person in question, so what is worse than finding a worm in one person's apple may be preferable to finding a worm in another person's apple.

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land... it's called having a swimming pool

What do you call a woman who has huge breasts? Sarah, for instance.

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Math teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand, and 6 in the other. What do I have? Student: A drinking problem. _._._

What did the mime say to the girl? .......

This is an anti joke

Why couldn't the black man swim? Both of his legs were just eaten by a shark.

A dyslexic atheist stays up at night wondering if there is a Dog

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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