A blonde walked into a bar.

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What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

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Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

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Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven.

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What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

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life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

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What do gay cows eat? Grass.

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Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

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Four blondes are driving to Disney World. When they are in Florida, there is a sign that says "Disney left" Upset, they make a u-turn and go home.

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

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What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch... The bartender calls the police as the man is arrested as piracy an act of robbery or criminal violence.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

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What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

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What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

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im jacob, i have as much hair on my penis as mr macs head.....none.

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Why didn't the man get to see his family on Christmas? He was blind.

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Why couldn't the duck fly? It died.

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A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

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PENIS :)

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woman..parallel parking

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