- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what happened when I kissed a girl? I enjoyed it so immensely that I received an erection.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

5 Christians, 4 Arabs, 3 Jews, and a Monkey are locked in a room with sticky bombs, hand grenades, a bible, and some bananas. What do they do? play scrabble

Why was the little boy sad? Because his dog died

A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

What's the differences between oranges? Trees don't have doors.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there" "BOO" "BOO WHO" "No it's just BOO"

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object.

Why didn't cancer cross the road? Because it was to busy taking my family.

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!!! Not Michael Vick.

How do you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? You find someone you trust and say "an elephant has been in my refrigerator".

whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

Why did the fireman go to the police station? He didn't go to the police station, he went to the fire station.

Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

Why did the man die? He was old.

Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock? Who's there? Not Mary.

Two muffins are put in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "is it just me or is it getting hot in here?". The other muffin says,"HOLY CRAP!!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!".

Why did Jimmy get off of the park bench? he wanted candy from the man in the white van

I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

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