What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

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what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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which one does not belong light bulb i have read an agree to the terms of service view terms of service submit

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why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scott land on an island. They were on vacation and returned to the UK, which consists of two isles.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

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their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

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Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

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What's worse than finding a worm in you apple? The holocaust.

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Your girlfriend.

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Why did the door close? Because I closed it.

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Why did the man staple his own scrotum to his left thigh? He didn't. His friends did.

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A British man walks into a dentist's office.

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What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

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What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

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God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

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Did you here about the guy who got his right leg and right arm cut off? I made him up but he would make one good anti-joke.

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Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

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If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

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What's the difference between a hippopotamus? An orangutan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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