What did the clinically depressed man get for Christmas? He received many of splendid gifts and a joyous day with his family. He realized that his life isn't so bad after all, and went home with his head held high. He was then eaten by a vicious looking 7.

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have you ever heard of the mexican that went to college...no...oh me neither

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your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

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What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

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Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

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In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Banana you glad I didn't say 'Orange?'"

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YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

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Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

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Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

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What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?...... Dr Dre.

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why was sally bleeding? they never buy band-aids over her nubs.

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If you are on this site, you have a shitty life. It is even shittier if you read this.

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? It didn't. Anyone who would believe that is a complete moron.

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whats the difference between a bench and a mexican? a bench can support its family

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Heheheheh, Good one, you made me laugh, you just made me realize that it was indeed I that said that to you once, and now you are telling me. I know now, I am happy, not because I seek happiness, but because thinking, finding solutions, guiding myself and others, is what makes me happy. I feel like an alien, because my ideals, my solutions hopes and dreams that grow out of a result of my constant thinking, will never be in this world. Yet I also feel human now, because it could have been, humanity could have succeeded...

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A muslim walks into a airport. He then boards his flight and is flown to his destination.

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Anti Joke

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