- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how long does it take a meth-head to rob your flat? not long at all, and they'll take everything. they need to, it's an addiction

What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

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who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? The Farmer immediately noticed the oncoming car and flagged it down so the driver would stop and he could grab his chicken and carry it safely back to the coop

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

what's the worst part of your kid dying the clean up

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

My girlfriend gave me her first ever blowjob last night. I came in her mouth and she washed it down with a can of Carling. Obviously she had to get that horrible taste out of her mouth, so she gave me another blowjob.

Why was the user KyuremCult's name blacklisted on iFunny? She had been repeatedly banraided by people with no success, but because of the mass reports and the leading to some of her works being deleted, the system decided to blacklist her name from search.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? - "Where's my tractor?"

Your in Thailand on a Elephant ride... at the end you jump off but uncle jack is still on the elephant and the elephant wont let him off.... Do you help your uncle, Jack off the elephant?

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