Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

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What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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ur dug has tits <3 from Alec Bamford xxxxxxxx<3<3<3xxxxxx QAHS 4life

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Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

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Girl: I wrote a poem. Boy: Let's hear it! Girl: I like you, thats a start. You don't, so we are growing apart. In my heart there's a little tear, its funny to see how much you care. I hate the way you played my heart. You never finish what you start. Boy: Cool. Whose is for? Girl: You... Boy: Wow ummm, I have to go to......................yeah bye.

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What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction? Futurama only has one bender.

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What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Nothing. He can't talk, just makes awful noises and hand gestures.

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i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

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Q: why was the girl so dumb A: her teacher was a blond

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whats my name? Matt

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why couldn't the man open the window? he had no hands due to his time serving the USA in vietnam

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your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

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what to call someone thats gay zak

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How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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whats two naked people in a bed? too much information

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why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

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How do you treat people that cannot say no in just two seconds? (redux and spellchecked) Treatment: Hi...: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! SAY IT MUAHAHAHA! People: NO PLEASE I CANT! NOOOOOO! *door unlocks* Problem solved, NEXT!

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I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

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yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

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A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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