- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a tire swing? A: I don't have a tire swing hanging in my backyard.

My period is red, Your sauce is white, now pull down your pants and let me do my workout.

What do you call a black guy riding a unicycle? A black guy riding a unicycle.

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

What is greater than God, More evil than the Devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, If you eat it, you will die? Madelyns head

What did the baby say to it's mother as it was being thrown in the trash bin? Nothing, it couldn't talk yet.

I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

Where's the soap?

What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

What do you call a person with disabilities? Names.

The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

Why did you fall? Because of my buttcrack.

A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

i fell like im going to reverse john becase i ate a bikle penis jackson

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, It's still in its pen.

Ey hornboy give es a SCAB

There once was a man from Kentuckit, who like to dissapear with his dog and clean up the shit using a plastic bag and put it in the allocated public bin.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a sloth? Everything. The blonde is a human being and humans are way different than sloths.

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