How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

doctor , doctor , i feel depressed , we will start you on a course of anti-depressents , vitimins , and daily exercise, make a appointment for next week , and i will referrer you to a phycatrist

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? an email from PETA

what is long black and smelly the welfare line

Life

"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

Homonyms should be band.

you know what they say, Big man, Big hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, shame he died

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Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

Whats In My Trash? Bears

an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

Whats black and is on sale in shops? Blackberries.

roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

How many Legos can you stick up your nose? I'm sure its very painful and considered stupid so don't try it.

here's a chuck norris fact: Chuck Norris is 5'10 and lost to bruce lee!

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -None, they will pay for somebody else to do it

what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

Yo mama's so fat she needed a toilet that had a bigger seat (just like me)

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is plastic and dangerous to children. The other holds groceries.

What did the African-American toddler from Compton get for his birthday? Most likely nothing, seeing as his father left his mother briefly after his birth, and his mother uses all of her money to feed her heroin addiction.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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