pickles are green infection is yellow all the girls i know call me a good fellow

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An old man walks into a bar. It was, a metal cylinder, not unlike a short carbon rod, and not the drinking establishment he normally frequents, named O'Malley's Pub and Eatery, which was, in fact, next to the the building with the protruding metal bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

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Last night, I went fishing, caught a fish, brought it home, grilled it, ate it, and went to bed.

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roses are red violets are blue no seriously they are

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What does a man say to his annoying friend? Please stop annoying me now.

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four score and seven years ago. . sharks with frickn laser beams attached to their FRICKeN HEADs.

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If a tree falls in the forest, and only a deal man is there at the time, does it make a sound? And what are his odds of not being trapped under it, awaiting rescue?

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If a guy has a sex change what is the first thing he would say? Boobies!

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What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

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How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

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Penis chickens

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why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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everyone lies especially if they said agree to terms of service

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Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

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What do you get when Johnson cooks toast? Shit toast.

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Your mom is so stupid, she stole free samples.

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Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

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A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

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What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

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Nig gers Jews Bean ers and fa ggots and everyones grandma that died recently, F u c k you there all burning in Hell.

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Anti Joke

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