- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

Why was the cook arrested? Tax evasion.

There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

bronson watt walks into a bar.

Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

two kids find a condom so they decide to show their mum the mum snatched it off them saying never to touch one of them again the kids went to their room "Mum sounded pretty angry about that thing "Lucky we didnt tell her about the yohgurt we drank out of it

A man walked into a bar and asked if he could use the toilet The bartender told him that it was for paying customers only The man walked up to the bartender, ordered a drink and then proceeded to go to the toilet He came back feeling refreshed, finished his drink and said his goodbyes

Why did the duck cross the road? Hurricane Katrina

my name is CC im a little bit retarted but i only drink my own urin and sometimes i like to have a big dinner with poop urin and my friends urin CC for life!!!

What's big, white, and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

"Hello, is this the Krusty Krab?" "No, this is Patrick."

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis

Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

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What did one pare say to the other ... ... WE MAKE A GREAT PARE!!!

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