23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

Poker? I barely even know her.

why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

Whats 9 + 10? 19.

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

dat shoe shine tho

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

What's black, white & red all over? A cow in a slaughter house.

NEVER

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

Knock knock

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

Why did billy have a bruse? Because he got smacked with a belt. -Louis

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

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