- Anti Joke

Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

How do you know it's a bad day? When your brain does not release a high enough level of seratonin.

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

Chocolate makes everything better, except obesity.

Whats funnier then a dead baby a dead baby dressed as a clown

Ginger woodpecker throbbing in the moonlight

Roses are, blue, Violets are red, Screw poetic forms, I wish you were dead

Roses are red violets are blue suck my and I'll you too

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

How do you know it's a bad day? When your brain does not release a high enough level of seratonin.

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

Chocolate makes everything better, except obesity.

Whats funnier then a dead baby a dead baby dressed as a clown

Ginger woodpecker throbbing in the moonlight

Roses are, blue, Violets are red, Screw poetic forms, I wish you were dead

Roses are red violets are blue suck my and I'll you too

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

How do you know it's a bad day? When your brain does not release a high enough level of seratonin.

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

Chocolate makes everything better, except obesity.

Whats funnier then a dead baby a dead baby dressed as a clown

Ginger woodpecker throbbing in the moonlight

Roses are, blue, Violets are red, Screw poetic forms, I wish you were dead

Roses are red violets are blue suck my **** and I'll **** you too

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Roses are red violets are blue suck my and I'll you too