Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

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Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

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Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

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How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

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Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

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Q. How do you make time fly? A. It is highly impossible to make time fly for there is 24 hours in a day, 60 minutes in an hour, and 60 seconds in a minute so therefore the time flows how it should and we do not have such power to do it even though many people claim they do when they know they really don't

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-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Carl -Carl wh-wait... carl...CARL OH MY GOD!!!! WE ALL THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD ,CARL!!!! Where have you been? Oh my god... Mom's DEAD! When we all thought you were dead she hung herself! IT'S YOUR FAULT SHE'S DEAD, CARL! YOUR FAULT!!!!!! YOU ARE AN UNGRATEFUL PIECE OF SHIT CARL! YOU KNOW THAT? I hope you burn in hell.

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2 Black men walk into the bar.. Guess what? There still black.

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What's worse than getting stabbed? Getting stabbed twice. What's worse than getting stabbed twice? Getting stabbed three times. What's worse than gettin..... Why does it matter?!?!?! U should be dead by then!

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If I was a backstabber, you would have been dead already, without me having anything to do with it in the first place, listen, we cannot change the world, those that control the media, control the world. And our role was the opposite, we wanted people to find their individual selves and put their talents for use for themselves and us, today the media tells people who they are, what they like, and what to eat and wear. None of us can do this, point zero is gone, its simply a matter of time, but if you want to try, I can do what I can, in hopes of delaying the inevitable.

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Dos Equis took down chuck Norris

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What do you call a man with no arm or legs lying in front of a door? Idk, but how did he get there, and where is his aid to help him get out of this situation?

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Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

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what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

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I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

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A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

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How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

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whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

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What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

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What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

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What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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