Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

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God. God.

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Why did the dog die? He was old

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-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

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What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

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Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

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What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

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what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

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Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Miškinis gerai prikolina.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

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why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

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Potato!

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why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

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What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

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why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

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How long is a china man?

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What do you get when you cross a squirrel and lasagna? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

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Sex positions (and other related things), never took off... 1. The 96 2. The mission (impossible) position. 3. The Tangoers party (swingers? The fack is that?) 4.Nasal. 5. Bed waltz (requires amazing dancing skills and multitasking, now they just call everything for "bed waltz" to show off) 6.Blind Date take uno (hard to find two blind people and make sure they meet each other and have a good time by themselves). 7. GILFS take one (I mean there could be many hot grandmas out there, but "Guns Id Like For Shooting", was not too popular due accidents)

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So a guy goes to his doctor because he thinks he has an STD. He asks the doctor "how bad is it doc?" to which the doctor replies "Well, I got the test results and it doesn't look good. You've got chlamydia, gonorrhea, and onomatopoeia. The guy asks "What's onomatopoeia?" The doctor replies "It's exactly what it sounds like"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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