Shaving your balls is just plain nuts!

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Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Try typing in any three letters in Google images and you will always see something inappropriate. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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why did bob fall off the swing Because he got hit by a microwave

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A blonde was drinking water from the water fountain. She was very thirsty.

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How do you pacify Hitler? Give him jews.

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- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

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Your mom is so ugly, that her job prospects are affected negatively, and your family suffers as a consequence.

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A kid has no friends.

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What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because in between 6 and 7 there used to be the number § but 7 raped and murdered it.

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Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender goes why do you have a cane? The man goes "I'm blind."

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What happened to thepeanut who went to NYC? He was assulted

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Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

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A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: WHERE'S MY TRACTOR?!

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Why did the man pull out his chainsaw? To get rid of a tree in his front yard.

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What did the policeman say to the black thief? You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say or do may be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to consult an attorney before speaking to the police and to have an attorney present during questioning now or in the future. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed for you before any questioning, if you wish. If you decide to answer any questions now, without an attorney present, you will still have the right to stop answering at any time until you talk to an attorney. Knowing and understanding your rights as I have explained them to you, are you willing to answer my questions without an attorney present.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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