"Doctor, Doctor! I feel like I'm a dinner roll!" Yes, well that's a side effect of your brain cancer.

It got hit by a rocket.

There are three muffins sitting in an oven. The first one says nothing. The second one also says nothing. They're just muffins and muffins can't talk.

there was a pre school teacher and he told the children to draw a squirell. One boy breaks into tears because his entire family was slaughtered by a pack of squirrels. This upset the teacher

what's funny about war? nothing!

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

angelosnyder is not gay

a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

I have an erection My mom!

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Punching a baby

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

A dog was barking at a tree

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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