What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

What did Britney Spears say when she got to Paris? "Oh my God, we're in France!"

What's the best thing about The Pixies? Their music.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Kindly ask him to come down.

what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

When did Osama Bin Laden die? Nobody gives a @!?$

Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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