- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a sloth? Everything. The blonde is a human being and humans are way different than sloths.

i fell like im going to reverse john becase i ate a bikle penis jackson

What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

Once there was a frog. My parents died.

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

i read the terms of service when i posted this

The truth is he loves her!!

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

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Why couldn't Sally climb up the ladder? Because she was a paraplegic.

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

What's the best thing about The Pixies? Their music.

What did Britney Spears say when she got to Paris? "Oh my God, we're in France!"

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Kindly ask him to come down.

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

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