- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the anti joke funny? because it wasn't funny.

What do you call a person that is green, wearing plaid, and standing next to you in the elevator? What ever their name is

What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

How do you catch an elephant? Dig a nice deep hole in the ground, and fill it with ashes. Next, line the outside of the hole with peas. When the elephant comes to take a pea, kick it in the ash hole.

Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

Nickleback.

What do you get if you have a bundle of children's clothing, some moisturising cream, a gas mask, a lollipop, more candy and a bag? A disguise.

The WPGA tour

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

Leo! Leo get over here before i abuse you. Okay, im going to my whip.

knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

Roses are red, Violets are red, My house is red, I am on fire

Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

Elizabeth Warren

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

Whats worse then getting shot in the leg? Getting shot twice in the leg

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

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