what did one soldier say to the other... dude take your finger out my a** it has been that long

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What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

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Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

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Whats long, hard, and filled with seaman... a mans penis

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Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

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the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

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A black man, a mexican, and a christain are on an island. There are also many other people on the island, since all of North America and South America is one giant land mass.

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What is the difference between a duck? One of it's legs are both the same!

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what did the black women name her child jamaal

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The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

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Where did the kittens go on their class filed trip? Nowhere, animals are not permitted to enter a museum unless they are eye seeing dogs helping a person who lacks vision.

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Incidentally,on the subject of friends, when do you actually classify someone as a friend? Is it: When you have been to each others' house; When you have had an intelligent conversation more than once; When you have stayed for dinner; Or perhaps simply when each has decided that the other is worth the air that they breathe? [L]

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There are 5 men in a desert a black man a white man a gay a lesbian and a white woman they have no food or water and haven't had any in 3 weeks civilization is 1 mile away how many people live and which ones They all die you can only live 3 days without water.

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What is the worst thing about a couple of white kids playing with a couple of black kids? There are no parks or recreation centers within walking distance from there houses.

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ADAM FANTUZZI SUCKS KIRANS BALL SACK

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Is it possible to mix an answer to a question with another? No. Aids are perfect for fear training.

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Roses are red, violets are purple.

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What happens when you cross a kangaroo and an elephant? Absolutely nothing. The two belong to entirely different animal families and their reproductive abilities are totally incompatible. A kangaroo could never fertilize an elephant, or vice versa. To suggest anything else is unrealistic and a physical impossibility.

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why did the Mexican take $20, because he found it on the ground

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

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What did the Jewish man say when he answered the phone? Hello?

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