- Anti Joke

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

How many penguins does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Penguins cannot screw in lightbulbs because they have wings instead of fingers or opposable thumbs, as humans do.

Face Hunter is scum

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

What do Abraham Lincoln and George Washington have in common? They both had beards, except for Washington.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Waffles ate my grandma

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

Chuck Norris Dies.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

What did Santa give little Susie for Christmas? Nothing, he raped her.

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11