- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cookie die Because a fat kid was hungry

There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

My computer crashed today I was watching porn.

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

Why did Jimmy get off of the park bench? he wanted candy from the man in the white van

Why did the man dig his nose? because everyone digs their nose

Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple

Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

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A Jewish man with a 20 mile boner walks into a wall. Which body part hits the wall first? His nose

Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

Whats the difference between a crucifixion and a circumcision? In crucifixion you throw out the whole Jew.

Q: Why doesn't the young lady speak very much? A: Because she's a whore

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Why was the American patriot sad that Bin-Laden was killed? Because he wanted to take him back to America to touture him.

Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

If Chuck Norris were to roundhouse you. Then something previously happened before the altercation, that caused tension.

Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

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