- Anti Joke

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

Whats he difference between a rock and a dead baby? I'm not spemding the rest of my natural life in an insane asylum for eating a rock!

A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

What did the black man say to the other black man? We both share the same ethnicity

Batman vs Superman the movie spoilers: Batman and Superman argue over how to handle some alien invaders, Batman wants to kill em, Superman believes he can save em. In the end they work together and save everybody. Moral: I hope they change the script, ever noticed how every hero vs hero themed movie/cartoon, ends up with them allying at the end? If ya do not believe me, just wait for the movie to come out.

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? one, its a fairly easy task

Your mama's p*ssy is so stank, she should probably consult her physician as she may have an easily treatable infection.

roses are red violets are blue i just made you remember two girls one cup

Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? No one knows.

Feeling alone fast after opening your mouth? Feel that people ignore your conversations? BUY A PARROT! Teach it to say AHAH!... And Uhuh, and I PERFECTLY UNDERSTAND! Now YOU CAN BE APPRECIATED INSTANTLY BY A BIRD THAT DOES NOT KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE SAYING!

Why was the dog hairless? I lied, it was a pig.

Why are Pine trees green? Because light reflects at different wavelengths, and the chlorophyll, found in chloroplasts, being abundant in the needles of pine trees, Reflect the correct wavelength for green.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

What can hitler cook well Steak

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A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.