sex with dead people. they can't say no;)

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Why was the Microsoft fan happy? Because Steve Jobs died.

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Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

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Your mom is so fat, she is having angioplasty. She might need a ride a home.

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Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

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Why did the ginger cross the road? To tell the police that her family had been taken hostage.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? An episode of 'Friends'.

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What do you call a dead man in a ditch? Phil.

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

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Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

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whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being unaware of his surroundings, the chicken was startled by an oncoming motor vehicle. Due to the animals vapid logic an reasoning, based on impulse it quickly ran to the other side of the street to avoid its imminent death by the speeding automobile. Unknowingly, the chicken had reached the other side of the road,

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What's better than having sex with your mother? Nothing. I'm in love with her, son.

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Why doesn't little jimmy ride his favourite bike to school any more? He was playing on the platform at at the railway station, tripped and fell across the track, at which point a seven carriage train came through at over 150 mph and cut through his upper thighs crushing everything in his legs and causing them to fall off.

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What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

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Q. What's the best thing to do before you get in a car accident? A. There's actually not much you can do in a car accident, considering you probably will never expect it, and it happens relatively too fast to react.

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i'll leave 'em dead in the living room. get it leave 'em dead in the living room

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Q: What happened when the Mexican went to the doctors? A: He was diagnosed with depression.

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It's the police sir. There's been an accident.

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What did the baby say to it's mother as it was being thrown in the trash bin? Nothing, it couldn't talk yet.

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Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

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What do you get when you cross a surfer and a black man? An angry surfer and an angry black man. You really should be nicer to people.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares what a Chicken does?

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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