A priest, a rabbi and a scientologist walk into a bar. They discuss their various religious viewpoints until the scientologist gets a call informing him of his mother's death. The priest buys him a drink. Then the priest gets a call informing him of his mothers death. The rabbi buys him a drink. The rabbi gets a call. The scientologist expects it to be about the rabbi's mother dying, so he prematurely buys him a drink. It was actually the lottery commission telling the rabbi he won 48 million dollars.

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Why was the dog hairless? I lied, it was a pig.

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Three guys went barhopping. One slipped and broke his dick.

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Why did the guy playing Monopoly sell Boardwalk for $100 to the woman wearing an exotic outfit which shows off her boobs but wouldn't sell Boardwalk for $1000 to the other person that was playing the game? The other person had Park Place as well which would have given them a monopoly on the blue property if he had sold it to that person. And $100 is all the girl had or he would have asked for more but he needed the $100 in order to pay this other player and keep himself from going bankrupt after landing on one of his Hotels.

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What's funnier than one anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

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Knock-Knock Come in! ...

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Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

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why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

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So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

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How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

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The Morman Religion.

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Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

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What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

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Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

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Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

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Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

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You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

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roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

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Anti Joke

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