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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

Try typing in any three letters in Google images and you will always see something inappropriate. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

What did the chair say when someone sat on it? Nothing. The person's butt covered the chair's mouth.

Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

whats 1 + 1? 2

Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

What's the deal with airplane food? I've never tried it. I'm just curious how it was.

Nero, thank you for this opportunity, I desire to join the shadows, I left a thumbs up. Michelle

I was strolling along the countryside and saw 2 niiggers peacefully hanging from a tree

A kid has no friends.

Why did the boy have no ankles? Because his legs were amputated

Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

Q: What did the train say when it sneezed twice? A: Trains are inanimate objects, thus they cannot sneeze or talk. Are you an idiot?

Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

What did the brick say to the wall? Nothing, as they are both inanimate objects that lack knowledge and the sense to speak.

If Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and Charlie Sheen were in a room together and you had a gun with two bullets, who would you shoot? Well Hitler and Bin Laden are already dead, and Charlie probably wouldn't die. Plus, I honestly don't think I could bring myself to shoot someone.

What happened to the homosexual jiggalo? He ended up getting aids from having anal sex with various men which is not the best idea because the anus where poop comes from.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Got in a Taxi and the driver said "You'll never guess who i had in the back of my cab the other day". I said "It's probably pointless me trying to guess then ".

Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I am a dog.

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