Why did the 16 year old black kid drop out of high school? He started a successful small business selling mixtapes.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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Brian knew how to save the world from the death penalty: "Let's kill everybody who is not against it." So I killed Brian and waste my time in death row now.

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what do you call a person who rides a bike a lot? BATMAN!!! -s.s

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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Hitler walks up to a little girl at a concentration camp: - How old are you? - I'm turning 7 tomorrow! - Nope.

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Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

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How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

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There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

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There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

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I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

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what happened to the guy that got attacked by a shark he died

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What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

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A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

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Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

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Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

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In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

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Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

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What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

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why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

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-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

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How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

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Whats a buch of blacks running down a hill called? The Detroit, MI marathon in seeing that 84.3% of Detroit's population is of Arican descent.

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Knock Knock! Come in the door is unlocked. I have cookies!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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