- Anti Joke

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

A guy says a joke. It was not funny

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it lacked the requisite musculature to facilitate locomotion

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

This dog can only sniff marijuana.

why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry