breasts

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My love life

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What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

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what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer.

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How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

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I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

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your momma is so fat she has diabetes

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What is green and had wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.....

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

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What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

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"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

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womens rights.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

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I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

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What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

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how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

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roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Worth more points.

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whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

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Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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