Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

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This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

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Where do cows go for entertainment? Nowhere, most are slaughtered, processed, and eaten by humans.

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why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

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How many ecotards does it take to change a light globe? Ve Vill Change all ze light globes to use;less grey vuns and you vill luv it or else ve vill kill you to save ze planet

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At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

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Guy 1: Hey, do you like fish sticks? Guy2: Yeah. Guy 1: Me too

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If you put two black men in an empty room, what will they do? They will most likely try to figure out why they have been put in such a confusing scenario. Then one of the black men will suggest the possibility that maybe they are being used as a subject of a joke. The other black man agrees then they both hang themselves since they have no other purpose in life.

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What is Corey Jacobs favorite kind of sandwich? Big Jumbo Kahona Burger!

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartendor says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife was just diagnosed with cancer and given only a week to live."

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What's Black/White and red all over? Obama when he gets a little flustered.

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This is a joke only for males: Walk into any semi busy public restroom. Stand at the urinal for about 30 seconds to a minute acting as though you cannot find your penis. Make sure you have the attention of at least 2 other urinators and then exclaim quite loudly "I can't find it!" then walk out.

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A straight A star quarterback in his senior year of high school was about to throw the game winning pass in his season's last game and complete the school's undefeated record when he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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how do you make holy water? you burn the hell out of it

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and smashed his head on a jagged rock and screamed in anguish. Jill watched in horror as her brother suffered through the agonizing pain. Jack was rushed to the hospital immediately, but despite the doctors' efforts, he died. Jill mourned the loss of her brother for many years after the incident.

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three blondes are walking along the beach on a desert island, they each have plans to escape. The first swims off the island but is swept in with the current back to land The second blonde burns an SOS into the sand using a rock and twigs-the wind blows it out The third, realising how immature her freinds were, reaches into her pocket and pulls out her mobile phone and begins dialling the coast guard.

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Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

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If there are 2 narwhals and two apples, why is each of the narwhals happy? Because each is a narwhal.

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What happened to your hamster? It died.

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all jokes aside...

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What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

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What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

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a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

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Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

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