- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

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The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

Who has big eyes, big ears, and a big mouth? The witness I'm about to murder so he cannot testify against me. Wish me luck.

Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, and Chris Brown all walk into a bar. I don't know what the punchline is, but I'm pretty sure the cops are there.

Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

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