So 2 black guys walk into a bar and the bartender looks around and say "what will you fine gentlemen have?" and they order and payed their tab and could not have been more courteous, amirite?

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what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

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Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

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Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

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How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

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The government

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What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

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What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

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Q. How do you make a fruit punch? A. In a punch bowl, mix together fruit punch, pineapple juice and ginger ale. Add scoops of sherbet into the punch. Wait for the sherbet to begin melting, approximately 10 minutes, stir gently, and serve.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

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WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

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Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

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Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

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Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

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What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

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3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

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why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

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What did the fat gypsy say to the attractive young woman aged twenty-five? I know you are probably not remotely interested in having sex with me, but I'm afraid that you have no choice due to the fact that I've locked all of the doors.

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What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

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Knock knock Who's there? (Punch the listner in the face)

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