My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

yes i can connor, this is brett.

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

So one time there was this woman learning...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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