What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

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Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

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Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

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Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

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Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

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Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

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I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

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Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

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What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

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knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

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yes i can connor, this is brett.

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Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

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A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

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If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

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Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

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What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

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What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

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What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

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whats a mexicans favorite sport? cross counrty

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Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

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there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

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This night was a stormy one, alot was destroyed, but the spirit of Little Jonny Harrison lived on with a shining light so strong it could blind some. Jonny lived in Ristoville, a village atop a hill. Citizens of Ristoville were frightened for their lives, all but Jonny. He was bullied from a young age of 3 months, by his Uncle Clive, who was a Catholic Priest, full-time. Fear shined in the eyes of the normal residents, whilst, in Jonny's heart, there glowed a glow of pure hope and confidence, Jonny Harrison, was going into the storm. Jonny knew he could amount to something, if he really really tried. He has 6 years behind him, and a long life ahead, and he figured, what's the worst that could happen? He pondered this, and ultimately came to the conclusion that there will be nothing worse out there than Uncle Clive's "Magical Basement of Happiness". Jonny sat his mother down, looked her in the eye and whispered farewell. He wished his father the best wishes possible. Finally, Rosie Harrison, Jonny's sweet old Grandmother, who had been addicted to Crystal Meth for about 25 years now and been through 13 interventions and countless failed suicide attempts, opened her ears to young Jonathon's speech, he said softly in her ear, the words, "Hang in there, Gran. I know you can pull through, I may be only six but I sure as heck know how much i care for you.". The words of love echoed in her fragile little ears as Jonny walked away. He took with him a couple cartons of Apple and Blackcurrant Ribena and his Grandfather's lucky medallion and took his first step outside. He whipped out a carton of Ribena, strongly crumpled up the carton, slightly spraying pure fruit juice on his dungarees, and threw it to the drooping wet grass. He faced the towering lightning cloud and with a cry so intense, shouted, "Nothing will stop me!!". Jonny died shortly after of AIDS. His Uncle Clive was sentence to 5 years in a high security prison for child molestation and consistant child abuse and paedophillia. Rosie Harrison died later that day.

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So one time there was this woman learning...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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