- Anti Joke

So a guy goes to his doctor because he thinks he has an STD. He asks the doctor "how bad is it doc?" to which the doctor replies "Well, I got the test results and it doesn't look good. You've got chlamydia, gonorrhea, and onomatopoeia. The guy asks "What's onomatopoeia?" The doctor replies "It's exactly what it sounds like"

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

Three men went into a bar; one was blind, another deaf and the third was mute. The blind guy said "Did you SEE that?" The deaf guy said "WHAT?" And the mute said "...."

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was mauled by a tiger.

What do you call a dead baby who died by getting ran over by a car? Jimmy

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are hurricanes named after women? I don't know I was asking you

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate