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Here's a joke for you, my life...

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

a man walks into a bar several people leave as they can see the potential danger in the situation. - the man (also so known as a hippo) was Matt Ross

What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

Cleveland winning something

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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