What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

What's a fat chinaman? A guy who somehow got obese on rice. HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!

Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

Are you a tree

Why did America nuke Japan? Because Japan bombed Pearl Harbor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

whats a porn stars favorite number? 69...

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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