- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

wounds are red bruises are blue I've got five fingers the middle ones for you

Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

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There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

What's the difference between a duck?

Why did the woman fall off her bike?? Because someone threw a fridge at her!!!!!!

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

What's a pirate's favorite letter? None of them. He can't read.

Hehe 9/11 Funny Stuff If you know what I mean!!

Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

What did the nerd say to his friend regarding the test they had just taken? - Nothing, he doesn't have any friends.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

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