- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

homosexuals are gay

Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

Korean man, "Hi, I'm the President of North Korea!" Man, "Oh wow! What's your name?" Korean man, "Kim."

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

A duck, a rabbi, a homosexual, and the president walk into a bar. As a result, bruises appeared on their foreheads.

Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

If Chuck Norris were to roundhouse you. Then something previously happened before the altercation, that caused tension.

Two men walk into a bar, one ducks

A young child drops his ice cream and began to cry. Why are you crying asks his mother Because I dropped my ice cream said the child

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

Chuck Norris' balls were so big that he went to the doctor to get them checked on and it was discovered that he had testicular cancer.

Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

This is no joke. Well, I did warn you.

why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

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