Whats funnier than a dead baby?... a dead baby dressed as a clown whats funnier than that?... A pile of dead babies dreesed as clowns Whats funnier than that?... that the baby in the bottom of the pile is alive.

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A woman tells her boyfriend that shes going shopping. Later that day the boyfriend sees her in an alley giving a blow job to a stranger so he says "What are you doing here?"

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Yo mums so fat she went on a diet.

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What's the last thing to go through a flys head when it hits your windshield? Its ass.

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Why did the little girl stop riding her bike? She was hit by a car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He is seriously pissed off about being repeatedly subjected to this level of intense interrogation. Do you ask other animals why they chase their tails or claw at dirt? Do people ask you why you run when you're late? How would you like to have every move you made transformed into some cliche, old farce? There's a road, he's a chicken, there are only so many possible outcomes.

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How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved

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why did the black man get kicked out of the hospital? nothing was wrong with him.

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almost as accidental as your spelling im afraid

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

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Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

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Its behind you like if you looked behind

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What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

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That is so fetch

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why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

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Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

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A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

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meh

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Miškinis gerai prikolina.

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What did the squirrel say to the other squirrel? Squirrels can't talk.

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How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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