Zafarfanugen the third: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bob: Who cares about some dumb chicken crossing the road! I am more interested in why three generations of your family would continually use such a ridiculous name!

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All this fuss about drink driving is a load of crap! I frequently drink and drive, and I've never had an accident, apart from one small collision in which my wife was paralysed from the neck down.

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Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

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So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

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Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

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what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

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What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

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Q-Whos the best server at Sonic? A-Kevin !

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how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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whats the difference between a dead body and a car with doors that open in a diagnal manner one was never alive to begin with

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Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

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Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

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Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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Why did the Chinese Arab buy blue paint? He already had red in his basement.

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Robin, Get in the Car

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