- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

what did the boy get after his first communion? unwanted intercourse with his priest that resulted in scaring him for life, until the day he killed himself because he could never get over it.

Why did Hitler kill so many Jews? Because he didn't like them.

i am not a pothead!!! the only time ive evr been high was springbreak last year!!! mm hmm... wat were u doin over spring break to get high? i had jaw surgery and the doctor had me on tons of painkillers

what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

How did the Black man die at the KFC? Someone killed him.

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

What did the Frenchman say to the Englishman? I don't know, I don't speak French.

A boy with cancer decides to go skydiving for his 18th bithday. Unfortunately, his parchute doesn't work & he dies before he hits the ground.

A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

What did the sad orphan with liver cancer get for Christmas? Pictures of dead babies to put things in perspective.

a black man and a white man walk into a job interview. neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

What do you call a New Zealander with 1000 lovers? A shepard

why did the girl fall of the swing someone threw a refrigerator at her

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Obviously not Bob, Idiot What did Bob get for christmas? A glove Actually, I lie. He hasn't unboxed it yet.

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

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