- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

Why was six afraid of seven? because seven has cold, dead eyes.

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

what did Stephen Hawking say to the prositute? nothing, because he has a disability which renders him unable to speak

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

How do you save a black man from drowning? I don't know GOOD!

What did the alien say to the parachute? We're connected

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

What do you call this? A sentence in English.

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

There once was a man from Peru, he dreamt he was eating his shoe, he then woke up, took a shower, changed, and drove to work.

What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

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