- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

Penis chickens

The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

A man ate a lot of ice cream he had double bypass surgery 3 months later

What happened to the bus? An unexpected, unforseen, instantaneous, sudden finger began to slowly disintergrate the earth

What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

A blonde has a headache, so she goes to the doctor. The doctor prescribes some Advil, she takes it, and then feels significantly better.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris who?" "NOBODY SAYS 'CHUCK NORRIS WHO'!!!"

Whats black and is on sale in shops? Blackberries.

Do you know what's impossible? A chink whos not smart.

How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

YOOO MOMMA LIKE A BIG MAC FAT JUICE AND ONLY WORTH A BUCK!!!!

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ash trey.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like trains (:

Why do girls think they deserve the very best? Because if an ugly girl in twilight can find a hunky vampire and ripped werewolf why can't they. And let's not forget those crappy Disney princess movies.

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