- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what worse then stepping on a lego? watching your son kill your wife

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

the midget went to the midget store

-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 was black.

Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken was locked in a cage and the nearest intersection is about a mile away.

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

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